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BALIKÇIYIM DİYORSANIZ ATALAR DOĞRU SÖYLER ZİYARET ŞART!!!=)

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  1. glcnerdgn

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    • Erkeklerle balıklar bir konuda birbirine benzer, ikisi de ağzını açtığında başı belaya girer.

    • Balıkçılar, ölene kadar genç kalır çünkü balık tutmak, yaşla birlikte sönmeyen tek gençlik tutkusudur.

    • Balıkçılık hobi değildir çünkü hobiler boş zamanlarda yapılır.

    • Balıkçının parası puldur, karısı dul.

    • Balıkta kötü bir gün, işyerinde iyi bir günden daha iyidir.

    • Bir adama balık verirseniz bir günlüğüne karnı doyar, ona balık tutmayı öğretirsen her gün karnını doyurursun. (Çin atasözü)

    • Bir adama balık verirseniz bir günlüğüne karnı doyar, ona balık tutmayı öğretirseniz hafta sonları ondan kurtulursunuz.

    • Tanrılar, erkeklerin balıkta geçirdiği zamanı ömründen saymaz. (Babil atasözü)


    4 NUMARAYI SÖYLERKEN BALIKÇI KARI-KOCALARI DÜŞÜNEMEMİŞLER ÜSTÜME ALINMIYORUMM :) AMA SON MADDE BENİ ÇOK KIRDI BİZİM CANIMIZ CAN DEĞİL Mİ =(
     
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  4. glcnerdgn

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    rica ederim
     
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    Balıkçılık hobi değildir lafına katılıyorum özellikle , diğerleri de hepsi birbirinden doğru:) Atalarımız boşa konuşmamış. Balığa çıkabilmek için kimimiz eşini çocuğunu bırakıp gidiyor kimimiz ise hayatını dondurup boş zaman ayırmaya ugrasıyor.
     
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    There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. ~Author Unknown


    Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. ~Author Unknown


    [T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish. ~Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.


    A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. ~Author Unknown


    May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing


    I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. ~Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers, 1977


    All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish. ~Harold F. Blaisdell, The Philosophical Fisherman, 1969


    There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. ~Washington Irving


    Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. ~Ernest Hemingway


    The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best


    The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


    It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck


    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ~Author Unknown


    Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author Unknown


    Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau


    All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949


    An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. ~Author Unknown


    If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson



    Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ~Dave Barry


    There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965


    The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly. ~Author Unknown


    I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there. ~Robert Altman



    Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Zenna Schaffer


    There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~Steven Wright


    The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. ~John Buchan


    Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish. ~Herbert Hoover


    Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. ~Paul Schullery


    As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. ~Jack Handey


    ...of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. ~William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954


    ...trout that doesn't think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949


    Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years. ~Charles Haas


    I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout... ~Paul O'Neil


    Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. ~Author Unknown


    Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark


    Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls... ~Jim Harrison, Just Before Dark, 1991


    There's no taking trout with dry breeches. ~Miguel de Cervantes


    Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing? ~Dave Shiflett, quoted in Houston Chronicle, 29 April 1990


    There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. ~Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979


    People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing. ~Ed Zern, 1947


    Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish;
    And when an angler for his dish,
    Through gluttony's vile sin,
    Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,
    God give thee strength, O gentle trout,
    To pull the rascal in!
    ~John Wolcot


    Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish. ~Roderick Haig-Brown, about modern fishing, A River Never Sleeps, 1946


    Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish. ~William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954


    Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers. ~Herbert Hoover


    Good things come to those who bait. ~Author Unknown


    "Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day." ~Author Unknown


    Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown


    You must lose a fly to catch a trout. ~George Herbert


    If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988


    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. ~Author Unknown


    Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown


    My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt


    Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus


    Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown


    Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. ~Author Unknown


    There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home. ~Roderick Haig-Brown, Fisherman's Spring, 1951
     
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    hepsi doğru valla sonuncu hariç bir bayan olarak boykot ediyorum :D
     
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    BENİMKİLERİN İNGİLİZCESİDE VAR ARALARINDA AMA BUNLARINDA HEPSİ GÜZELMİŞ=) ESPECİALLY,MEN AND FİSH ARE ALİKE.THEY BOTH GET İNTO TROUBLE WHEN THEY OPEN THEİR MOUTHS :d
     
  9. Faruk Usta

    Faruk Usta Daimi Üye

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    şu ingilazca olanları Türkçe koysadınızda bizde gülseydik :p
     
  10. glcnerdgn

    glcnerdgn Üye

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    valla onu koyana söyliceksiniz :D
     
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    sen o son maddeye üzülme ,,,babilliler kadın ruhundan anlamıyorlarmış o zaman....belkide "amazonlardan" korkuyorlardı....

    aslında o maddenin açılımı-"tanrı erkeklerin balıkta geçirdiği zamanı ömründen saymaz,, eşinin ömrüne ilave eder"-şeklinde olsun mu ne dersiniz?